谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第四季 第十二集
翻译：古镇少年
嗨 妈
Hi, Ma.
天啊 我快气死了!
Boy, am I steamed!
他们把帕特·萨杰克从幸运之轮上换掉了
They took Pat Sajak off Wheel of Fortune.
那是因为他现在有自己的深夜脱口秀了
Well, that's because he has his own late-night talk show now.
哦 也是
Oh, yeah, right.
这个人转了八年的大木轮
The man spins a big wooden wheel for eight years,
突然开始和亨利·基辛格讨论缓和关系问题
suddenly he's discussing detente with Henry Kissinger.
最近还发生了什么?
What else happened lately?
迈克·泰森主持《经典剧场》?
Mike Tyson hosting Masterpiece Theatre?
妈 你今天怎么这么暴躁?
Ma, why are you so cranky today?
我不暴躁 我是胀气了
I'm not cranky. I'm gassy.
我午餐吃了一份减肥中心的西兰花面包片
I had one of those Weight Watchers broccoli au gratins for lunch.
天啊 那玩意儿简直是谋杀
Boy, that stuff's murder.
我很惊讶林恩·雷德格雷夫在这世上还有朋友
I'm surprised Lynn Redgrave has a friend in the world.
曾有体重问题和暴饮暴食 后就减肥成功并且出书
嗨 萝丝 足球训练怎么样?
Hi, Rose. Hey, how was football practice?
糟透了 这是我这辈子见过的最懒的球队
Terrible. It's the laziest team I've ever seen in my life.
他们无法突破他们的阻截 打破他们的防守
They didn't bust their tackles. They didn't crack their blocks.
他们表现得像一群婴儿
They played like a bunch of babies.
教练 你的哨子掉了
Coach, you dropped your whistle.
哦 谢谢 比利 你太好了
Oh, thanks, Billy. That was very nice of you.
你们两个快回家去吧
Now you two boys run along home.
好吧 再见
Okay, bye.
-比利? -怎么了？
Billy? Yes?
我说快跑!快点 你们两个小屁孩!
I said run! Move it, you little pantywaist! On the double!
萝丝 别激动
Rose! Rose, take it easy.
你把他们逼得太紧了 亲爱的 他们只是孩子
You're pushing them too hard. Honey, they're only kids.
你说得对
You're right.
桃乐茜 我最近压力太大了
Dorothy, I've just been under so much pressure.
如果我知道要做的工作 我是绝对不会去做志愿者
I never would have volunteered if
I'd known the work that was involved.
我需要帮助
I need help.
用好你的口红就行了
Mostly with your lipstick.
埃米特·凯利化妆更有技巧
Emmett Kelly applied makeup with more finesse.
著名小丑 1989年入选国际小丑名人堂
天啊 她真是脾气暴躁
Boy, she's really cranky.
你不会想知道为什么的
And you don't want to know why.
桃乐茜 我有个好主意
Dorothy, I just had a great idea.
你为什么不做我的助手呢?
Why don't you become my assistant?
哦 萝丝 算了吧 算了吧
Oh, Rose, forget it. Forget it.
我不想和你一起参与体育运动
I don't want to get involved in sports with you.
不 萝丝 你太好胜了
No, Rose, you're too competitive.
你把所有乐趣都剥夺了
You just take all the fun out of it.
现在不是了 桃乐茜 真的
Oh, not anymore, Dorothy, really.
相信我 我现在只关心这些孩子玩得开心
Believe me, all I care about is that these kids have a really good time.
好吧
Well, all right.
如果你是认真的 那我愿意帮你
I mean, if you really mean it, you can count me in.
哦 太棒了
Oh, great.
桃乐茜 有你的帮助 我们会踢他们屁股
Oh, with your help, Dorothy, we'll kick their butts.
我们会把他们嚼碎再吐出来
We'll chew 'em up and spit 'em out.
我们要让他们吃土当早餐
We'll make 'em eat dirt for breakfast.
因为早餐是一天中最重要的一餐
Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
嗨姑娘们 最近怎么样?练习怎么样了 萝丝?
Hi, girls. How's it going? How was practice, Rose?
孩子们还好吗?现在没时间聊天了 再见
The boys OK? No time to chat now. I'll see y'all later. Bye.
布兰琪 你又要去见他了 是吗?
Blanche. You're meeting him again, aren't you?
桃乐茜?谁?
Who, Dorothy? Who?
还有谁?汤姆·加拉格尔
Who else? Tom Gallagher.
布兰琪 他配不上你
Blanche, you're too good for him.
桃乐茜 我永远也搞不懂
Dorothy, I will never understand what
你对汤姆·加拉格有什么不满
it is you have against Tom Gallagher.
他是个肤浅、麻木不仁的势利小人
He is a shallow, insensitive snob
还总是放你鸽子
who stands you up constantly.
桃乐茜 汤姆·加拉格还有很多人不知道的另一面
Dorothy, there happens to be another side
to Tom Gallagher that most people don't see.
-是什么? -我不知道 我就是这些人中的一个
What is it? I don't know. I'm one of those people.
但只要我点龙虾的时候
But as long as he doesn't give me a dirty look
他不嫌弃我就行 我不在乎
when I order lobster, I don't care.
-布兰琪! -好吧 好吧
Blanche! Oh, all right, all right.
也许他并不完美
Maybe he's not perfect,
但我现在正处于约会低谷期
but I happen to be in a little dating slump right now,
和一个不完美的男人在一起我更开心
and I'm just happier having a man who isn't perfect
总比四处寻找合适的人要好
than looking around for one who is.
这是布什在选择副总统时跟人这么说的
That's what Bush told everyone when he was choosing a vice president.
嗨 布兰琪 我没看见你
Hey, Blanche. I didn't see you.
厄尼 能帮我倒杯酒吗?
Uh, listen-- Ernie, could you freshen my drink, please?
哦 当然 布兰琪
Oh, sure, Blanche.
这次多放些冰块进去
Look-- And put some extra ice cubes in it this time.
好 布兰琪
OK, Blanche--
我不知道你为什么总是舍不得放冰块
I don't know why you're always so stingy with your ice cubes.
它们不是免费的吗?
They are free, aren't they?
-布兰琪 -厄尼
Blanche. Ernie.
你注意到我总是打断你吗?
You notice how I keep interrupting you?
因为我不想听你要跟我说什么
It's because I don't want to hear what you're gonna tell me.
他又打电话取消了 是吗?
He called and canceled again, didn't he?
对不起 布兰琪
Sorry, Blanche. Oh.
他让我给你买任何你喜欢的东西
He told me to buy you anything you liked.
哦,真的吗?
Oh, really?
那就把你的电话簿拿出来
Well, then, get out your phone book
翻到到珠宝页
and open it to the jewelry section.
被放鸽子可不好玩 是吧?
It's no fun being stood up, is it?
听着 先生 如果你想趁我这么失落
Listen, mister, if you're looking
而从我身上找点乐子
for a quick score because you think I'm down,
奉劝你好好再琢磨琢磨
then you can just think again.
事实上 我只是想寻求一点同情
As a matter of fact, I was looking for a little sympathy.
今晚我被放鸽子了
Got stood up myself tonight.
-真的吗? -我发誓 我干嘛要骗你
Really? Cross my heart. What's left of it.
对不起 我只是太生气了
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just so darn angry.
-我叫布兰琪 -约翰 约翰·奎因
My name's Blanche. John. John Quinn.
你好!
How do you do?
我不知道你的情况
I don't know about you,
但我确实觉得自己太老了 肯定不受欢迎
but I sure feel too old to be stood up.
好吧 不只是你
Well, you're not the only one.
这是他第四次取消约会了
This is the fourth time that man has canceled.
他找到了更好的人 就是这样
He just found somebody better, that's all.
-布兰琪 -是的 他找了
Oh, Blanche. Yes, he did.
找了个更年轻漂亮的
Somebody younger and prettier.
布兰琪 这不可能
Blanche, it can't be.
也许你是对的
Well, maybe you're right.
年轻 但是和我一样漂亮
Somebody younger and as pretty.
我想今晚是我该吸取教训的时候了
Yeah, I think tonight may be the night I finally learned my lesson.
我很长一段时间不会再约会了
No more dates for a long time.
-你是说真的? -是的
You mean that? I do.
那好吧 我和你一起 不再约会了
Well, all right, then. I'm with you. No more dates.
就看你的了
Here's looking at you.
-干杯 -干杯
Cheers. Cheers.
哦抱歉 弄脏你衣服了吗? -不 我没事
Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I get you? No, no, I'm fine.
让我来帮你
But here, let me help you.
天哪 谢谢 这太尴尬了
Oh gosh, thanks. This is embarrassing.
我肯定是世界上最笨的人
I gotta be the clumsiest guy on earth.
-别这么说 -你不会碰巧知好点的干洗店吧?
No. You don't happen to know a good dry cleaner, do you?
哦 我知道最好的
Oh, only the best.
-你知道在榆树街上的安德烈干洗店吗? -当然
You know Andre's on Elm? Sure.
安德烈把他的衣服送到那里
Well, Andre takes his clothes to this place.
我给你写下来
I'll write it down for you.
谢谢 我很高兴喝的是红酒而不是白葡萄酒
Thanks. I'm glad it was red wine and not white.
为什么?白色更容易洗掉
Why? White's easier to get out.
我知道 但我午餐时把红肉洒在外套上了
I know, but I spilled red meat on this jacket at lunch,
我可不想让干洗店老板觉得我笨手笨脚
and I wouldn't want your dry cleaner to think I was gauche.
-给你 -哦谢谢
Here you go. Oh, thanks.
我想我该走了
I think I'll run along now.
很高兴认识你 约翰·奎因先生
Nice meeting you, Mr. John Quinn.
-谢谢你！我也是 布兰琪 -德弗罗
Thank you. Same here, Blanche. Devereaux.
-再见 -再见
Good night. Good night.
布兰琪? 什么事?
Blanche? Yes?
我知道你会觉得我是个伪君子
I know you're gonna think I'm a hypocrite for this,
但我能不能找个时间打电话约你共进晚餐?
but is there any way I could call you for dinner sometime?
我只能想到一个办法
Only one way I can think of.
-什么？ -看那张餐巾纸
What? By looking at that napkin.
上面有我的号码 再见
My number's on it. Good night.
你要点什么 约翰?
Can I get something else for you, John?
不 我想今晚就先到这吧 厄尼
No, I think I'll call it a night, Ernie.
好吧
Okay.
- 注意安全 - 谢谢 厄尼
Take care. Thanks, Ernie.
汤米·特纳 71磅
Tommy Turner. 71.
特纳 三餐都要吃噢
Don't miss any meals, Turner.
如果你不到70 你就不能参加比赛
If you're less than 70, you can't play.
弗雷迪·里昂 92磅
Freddy Leone. 92.
嘿 里昂 记住了 千层面
Hey, Leone, try to remember lasagna
不是夹在三明治里的
was not meant to go in a sandwich.
最后 比利·哈斯克尔
Last but not least, Billy Haskell.
72磅
72.
等一下 等一下 等一下
Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait.
等一下 等一下
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
他现在多重 妈妈?
How much does he weigh now, Ma?
68磅
68.
对不起 萝丝教练 我尽力了
Sorry, Coach Rose. I tried.
我不知道你在说什么
I don't know what you're talking about.
-是你让我把书.. -拿来学习
Well, you said to take the book and-- And study.
好好学习 天天向上
Study, study, study, study.
星期六不准参赛 比利 抱歉
No game Saturday, Billy. I'm sorry.
各位 明天训练时见
Everybody, I'll see you at practice tomorrow.
非常感谢 萝丝
Thanks a lot, Rose.
你刚教了一群八岁的孩子
You just taught a bunch of eight-year-old boys
胜利比遵守规则更重要
that it's more important to win than to play by the rules.
多大点事 就差两磅也不行？ 他是我们最好的球员
Big deal! Two pounds? He's our best player.
如果比利不上场 球队就赢不了
If Billy doesn't play, the team can't win.
萝丝 规矩是为比利这种人制定的
Rose, rules were made for people like Billy.
小身板不喜欢大身板压在他们身上
Little bodies don't like it when big bodies fall on them.
所以雷蒙德·伯尔终生未婚
Which is why Raymond Burr never married.
加拿大演员 身形庞大
姑娘们 我需要一些建议
Girls, quick. I need some advice.
妆再淡一半 内衣多穿点
Wear half as much makeup and twice as much underwear.
把它作为一个长期的建议吧
Take it as a standing recommendation.
索菲亚 我需要你对耳环的建议
Sophia, I need advice on these earrings.
适不适合戴着去吃晚餐?
Are they dressy enough for a really nice dinner?
布兰琪 别告诉我你又去见汤姆·加拉格了
Oh, Blanche, don't tell me you're seeing Tom Gallagher again.
不 不是
No, I am not.
我去和我跟你说过的那个男人约会
I'm seeing that man I told you about
我在酒吧认识的约翰·奎恩
I met in the bar, John Quinn.
我刚和他通过电话
Just got off the phone with him.
他今晚约你出去吗?
And he asked you out for tonight?
是的!
Yes!
我知道这有点快 但当我布兰琪·德弗罗
I know it's a little quick, but when Blanche Devereaux
想要一个男人时 她不会拘于礼节的
wants a man, she does not stand on ceremony.
或者地板上
Or the floor.
你看起来对这次约会很兴奋
You seem pretty excited about this date.
直觉告诉我这个人很完美
Something tells me this man is just about perfect.
约翰和汤姆完全不同
John is everything Tom wasn't.
他聪明、成熟、有责任心
He's smart, mature, responsible.
而且准时
And on time.
你们能陪他一会儿吗?
Would you girls keep him entertained for a minute?
在他见到我之前 我要确保自己看起来很完美
I want to make sure I look perfect before he sees me.
-你好 -嗨 我是约翰·奎因
Hello. Hi, I'm John Quinn.
嗨 我是萝丝 布兰琪的室友
Hi, I'm Rose, Blanche's roommate.
-嗨 萝丝 -快请进来
Hi, Rose. Won't you come in?
-你能帮我个忙吗? -嗯当然
Could you give me a hand? Well, sure.
没关系 我用这个吧
That's okay. I'll use this.
-请进 -谢谢你！
Come in. Thank you.
你好 约翰 我是桃乐茜
Oh, how do you do, John? I'm Dorothy.
-我是布兰琪的另一个室友 -你好 桃乐茜
I'm Blanche's other roommate. Hello, Dorothy.
我是她22岁漂亮的表妹
And I'm her gorgeous 22-year-old cousin.
嘿 我还有多少机会说这话啊?
Hey, how many chances do I get?
你好 约翰 我看起来怎么样?
Hello, John. Well, how do I look?
布兰琪
Blanche.
我是你见过的最可爱的人吗?
Am I just the most adorable thing you ever saw?
-布兰琪 怎么了?
Blanche. What's the matter?
你被我的美貌蒙蔽了双眼吗?
Are you blinded by my beauty?
布兰琪!
Blanche!
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
想来杯水冷静下吗？
Want a glass of water to wash down your foot?
布兰琪 那天晚上你是不是没有意识到?
Blanche, was there something you didn't realize the other night?
你是说你失明的事吗?
Oh, you mean about you being blind, you mean?
不 我当然知道 我又不是瞎子
Oh, goodness, no, of course I knew that. I'm not blind.
并不是说这有什么不好
Not that there's anything wrong in that.
当然 也没有什么好的
Course, there's nothing so good about it, either.
-我们能走了吗? -太好了
Could we just go? Great.
我们要去哪家餐厅?
What restaurant are we headed to?
海边的哈维餐馆
Oh, Harvey's at the shore.
-你知道这家店吗? -不 我不知道
Do you know it? No, I don't.
你会喜欢的 那里的景色很美
Oh, you'll love it. It has a gorgeous view.
在这个队形中 你们排成一排 跑动时保持U型
Okay, in this formation you're lined up in a wishbone with the U-back in motion.
到目前为止有问题吗?
Any questions so far?
我有个问题 萝丝教练
I've got a question, Coach Rose.
我是X型还是O型?
Am I an X or an O?
你是O型的 弗雷迪
You're an O, Freddy.
另一队是X型队员 你们都是O型队员
The other team are the X's, and you're all O's.
这很容易记住
It's easy to remember.
这是你本赛季的得分
It's the number of points you scored this season.
边锋诱骗对手 使看起来我们在后撤传球
Now, the tight end decoys, so it looks like we're running a draw play,
然后他滑进中间的弱点区
and then he slips into a soft spot in the zone over the middle,
侧翼球员假装掩护 然后在中卫身后反向跑
the flanker fakes a screen then runs a reverse behind the halfback,
这给了四分卫两个选择
which gives the quarterback two options--
哦苍天啊 萝丝
Oh, for God's sake, Rose,
艾森豪威尔在计划诺曼底登陆时用的粉笔都比这少
Eisenhower used less chalk planning D-day.
好吧,好吧
Okay, okay.
那我们说下上一场比赛中发生的一些事情
Well, then, let's just talk about a few
things that happened in the last game.
没有人能拦截住这个X
Nobody blocked this X.
比利可以拦截他
Billy could have blocked him.
也许比利可以
Well, maybe Billy could have,
但是比利不能参赛 我们都知道为什么
but Billy couldn't play, and we all know why.
我不想提那个人的名字 跟着我的视线看
I don't want to mention any names. Follow my eyes.
好了 今天的练习就到这里
OK, that's it for practice today.
大家都睡个好觉
Everybody get a good night's sleep.
桃乐茜教练 我能和比利一起称体重吗
Coach Dorothy, can Billy and I get weighed together
然后我们俩平均一下?
and we divide it?
对不起 想法不错
Oh, I'm sorry. Nice try.
你已经开始像四年级学生一样思考了
You're beginning to think like a fourth-grader already.
我告诉过你没用的
I told you it wouldn't work.
开心了吗 桃乐茜?
Happy, Dorothy?
多亏了你 我们根本没胜算了
Thanks to you, we don't stand a chance
在明天的比赛中没有我们的明星球员
in tomorrow's game without our star player.
萝丝 听着 我现在很累
Rose, listen, I am getting sick and tired
还被人认为是坏人
of being made out to be a villain
只是因为我按规则办事
simply because I play by the rules.
放松 明天就结束了
Relax.It'll all be over tomorrow.
如果我能走那么远
If I make it that far.
我想我在雨中陪练的时候得了什么病
I think I caught something practicing out in the rain.
我也是 我希望男孩子们不要得病
So did I. Gee, I hope none of the boys caught it.
别担心
Don't worry about it.
我见过他们练习 没有那么容易生病
Those boys can't catch anything. I've seen them practice.
- 嗨姑娘们 - 嗨 布兰琪
Hi, girls. Oh, hi, Blanche.
你昨晚和约翰的约会怎么样?
How did your date with John go last night?
完美 吃着晚餐 听着交响乐
Oh, perfect. Dinner and the symphony.
你一定是认真的
You must be really serious.
你这星期每晚都和他约会
You've seen him every night this week.
你是个幸运的女人 布兰琪
You're a lucky woman, Blanche.
你的约翰就是那种
Your guy John is just the type
我一直觉得很适合桃乐茜的类型
I always figured was perfect for my Dorothy.
哦 他当然是
Oh, he sure is.
他很聪明 很老练
He's smart, he's sophisticated.
反正他眼瞎
I was talking blind.
我去接
I'll get it.
你好
Hello.
你好 最近怎么样?
Well, hello there. How have you been?
是的 事实上 我今晚有空
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am free tonight.
我很想和你见面喝一杯
Well, I would just love to meet for drinks.
那就7点 再见
Seven is perfect. Bye.
布兰琪 别告诉我你在跟汤姆·加拉格尔通电话
Blanche, don't tell me that you were talking to Tom Gallagher.
如果是呢?
And what if I was?
但你今晚和约翰有约了
But you have plans with John tonight.
那么我只能取消了
Then obviously I'll just have to cancel.
布兰琪 我真不敢相信!
Blanche, I can't believe this!
你们俩不会真希望我只跟一个男人约会吧?
You two don't really expect me to
limit myself to one man, now, do you?
其中一个是个很优秀的男人
Well, when it's one terrific man, yes.
那你们俩还不太了解我
Well, then I guess you two don't know me very well.
布兰琪 这是你过去五年里最好的一段感情
Blanche, this is the best relationship
you've been in in the last five years.
你为什么要毁了它?
Now why do you want to ruin it?
因为这行不通的 桃乐茜
Because it's never gonna work, Dorothy.
- 为什么? - 因为那个人是盲人
Why? Because the man is blind.
你们俩能不能别再管我的事了?
Now, would the two of you please keep your noses out of my business?
布兰琪 你知道吗?
Blanche, you know something?
当涉及到其他人的时候 你才是那个盲目的人!
When it comes to other people, you're the one who's blind!
来吧 桃乐茜
Here we go, Dorothy.
两碗索菲亚自制的药
Two bowls of Sophia's homemade remedy.
萝丝 这没用的 我们得了流感
Oh, Rose, this isn't gonna work. We have the flu.
我们至少得试一试
Well, we have to at least give it a try.
今天的比赛很重要
Today's the big game.
我们不能让那些孩子失望
We can't let those kids down.
这里面有什么?
Ew, what is in this?
红辣椒 牛至 大蒜 鸡油和猪油
Red peppers, oregano, garlic, chicken fat and lard.
索菲亚发誓每次都管用 快吃吧
Sophia swears it works every time. Now eat up.
这太恶心了
Oh, this is disgusting.
-什么东西恶心? -你治流感的药
What's disgusting? Your cure for the flu.
这种药在我们家传了好几代了
Hey, that remedy's been in our family for generations.
-它一直这么管用吗? -是的
And it always works? Always.
当然 我以前从没见过有人吃
Of course, I never saw anyone eat it before.
放进喷雾器里吸就好了
Usually, you just throw a glop on the vaporizer.
哦 露丝 没希望了
Oh, Rose, this is hopeless.
我们今天的状态肯定不能指导比赛了
We're never gonna feel well enough to coach that game today.
看来我们得放弃比赛了
Oh, I guess we'll have to forfeit.
这会伤了孩子们的心
But it's gonna break those kids' hearts.
弃赛？你是说退出?
Forfeit? You mean quit?
你不能这么做 萝丝 我们家人从来没有放弃过
You can't do that, Rose. No member of my family ever quits.
索菲亚 我不是你的家人
Sophia, I'm not a member of your family.
假装是就行 怎么就理解不了这句话的感情呢
Pretend, Rose. I'm going for a moment here.
你没看过弗兰克·卡普拉的电影吗?
You never saw a Frank Capra film?
我来接手吧
I'm taking over.
祝我好运吧
Wish me luck.
妈 你根本不懂橄榄球
Ma, you don't know anything about football.
拜托 有什么难的?
Please, what's to know?
你撞了人 抢了球 然后疯跑就行了
You hit a guy, you grab the pigskin, you run like crazy.
就像在西西里岛购物一样
It's like shopping in Sicily.
你好 索菲娅
Hi, Sophia.
我们走 弗雷迪 我们还有一场比赛要赢
Let's roll, Freddy. We got a game to win.
索菲亚这么做真是太好了
That was really a sweet thing for Sophia to do.
是啊
I know.
但如果她输了 我就送她往生极乐
But if she loses, I'll punch her stinking heart out.
太好了 真高兴你们俩都在
Oh, good. Oh, good, I'm so glad you girls are here.
我昨晚说的话太蠢了 我道歉
Listen, I acted so stupid last night. I apologize.
我需要和你们谈谈
I need to talk.
为什么 布兰琪?
Why, Blanche?
不管我们说什么 你最终都会做你想做的事
No matter what we say, you're gonna
end up doing exactly what you want.
我们昨晚告诉过你 你推开了一个很棒的男人
We told you last night you were pushing
你确实这么做了 不是吗?
away a terrific guy, and you did, didn't you?
是的 但你们不明白我为什么把约翰推开
Yes, but you don't understand why I pushed John away.
你告诉我们因为他是盲人 布兰琪
You told us, Blanche. Because he's blind.
是的 因为他是盲人
Yes, because he's blind.
但你不知道和一个盲人约会对我来说意味着什么
But you don't know what it meant to me, dating a blind man.
约翰让我觉得没有安全感 因为他看不到我的美貌
John took away the one thing I'd always felt secure about, my looks.
我是如何吸引男人的?
How do I always attract men?
靠的是美貌和性感 再露出一点腿
By being pretty, by acting sexy, showing a little leg.
对约翰来说 这些都不起作用
With John, those things don't work.
我和他在一起的一半时间都在想
I spent half the time I was with him thinking,
这个男人到底喜欢我什么?
what in the world does this man like about me?
所以你回到汤姆身边是因为你知道他喜欢什么
So you went back to Tom because you know what he likes.
是的 但我和他在一起的那段时间
Yes, but the whole time I was with him
我很痛苦 因为我想和约翰在一起
I was miserable, 'cause I wanted to be with John.
那就把这些都告诉约翰
Well, then tell all this to John.
我想这是我唯一的选择了
I guess that is my only choice.
我今晚会去找他 然后和他重修旧好
Yes, I'm gonna look him up tonight and I'm gonna patch things up.
哦 谢谢你们
Oh, thank you.
我很高兴我们又成了朋友
I'm so glad we're friends again.
哦 亲爱的 我们当然是朋友了
Oh, honey, of course we are.
另外 我从来没问过你们得了什么病
And by the way, I have never asked you what it is y'all have.
我们也不确定
Oh, we're not sure.
我们只知道它会让你的皮肤长斑
All we know is it makes your skin blotchy,
眼睛肿了 脸也肿了
and your eyes puffy and your cheeks swollen.
而且会心悸
And you get heart palpitations.
心悸是件好事
Good thing for those palpitations,
否则你可能永远都不知道你得了病
otherwise you might never have known you even had it.
好吧 这是比赛计划
Okay, here's the game plan.
我们把它放在地上
We keep it on the ground.
然后 当它们在地面上适应了
Then, when they're used to it on the ground,
我们从空中攻击他们
we attack them through the air.
60年来 我一直用同样的方法做爱
I've used the same formula for 60 years of lovemaking.
相信我 这很有效
Trust me, it works.
好了 大家上场吧
Okay, everybody, hit the field.
好!
Yeah!
你不高兴是因为你不能参赛 是吗?
You're upset 'cause you can't play, aren't you?
如果你允许的话 我还是可以上的
Still could, if you let me.
你不是还少两磅吗?
Aren't you still 2 pounds below the limit?
是的 我讨厌当小个子
Yeah. Boy, I hate being small.
个子小也不全是坏事
Hey, being small isn't all bad.
过来人告诉你
Take it from someone who knows.
你是说你自己吗?
You mean you?
你看到比利·巴蒂坐在这里了吗?
You see Billy Barty sitting here?
身高1.14米
小个子也有很大的优势
There are big advantages to being small.
第一 你永远不会穿不下你的衣服
One, you never outgrow your clothes.
第二 你很少撞到头
Two, you seldom bump your head.
第三 全世界都会觉得你很可爱
Three, the world thinks you're cute.
身高1.48米
你觉得丹尼·德维托凭他的美貌就能出名吗?
You think Danny DeVito got to be famous with his good looks?
个子小没什么不好的 孩子
There's nothing wrong with being small, kid,
但是作弊是不对的
but it is wrong to cheat.
如果你在生活中学会遵守规则 公平竞争
If you learn in life to follow the rules and play fair,
你会在人群中脱颖而出的
you'll be heads above the crowd.
索菲亚 我突然感觉好多了
You know, Sophia, all of a sudden I feel so much better.
我就觉得在你这个年纪 陈词滥调会有用
I had a feeling at your age a good cliche would work.
-把这个吃了 -这是什么?
Now eat this. What is it?
那是肉丸椒三明治
That's a meatball and pepper sandwich.
如果这都不能给你增重 那也没什么东西可以了
If that doesn't put the weight on you, nothing will.
-好了 穿好队服 -好!
OK, get suited up. All right!
别光站在那儿
Well, don't just stand there.
什么？
What?
是你的香水 布兰琪 它每次都出卖你
It's your perfume, Blanche. It gives you away every time.
作为一个盲人你的知觉真是敏锐
Oh, goodness. For a blind man, you're certainly observant.
- 请坐 - 谢谢你！
Have a seat. Thank you.
你的秘书告诉我 你要在这里见个人
Your secretary told me you were meeting somebody here,
所以我不耽误你了 约翰
so I won't keep you, John.
我只是觉得我们应该谈谈
I just thought we ought to talk.
布兰琪 如果你是来为昨晚的事道歉的
Blanche, if you've come to apologize for last night,
我理解
I understand.
我不确定你能理解我 约翰
Well, I'm not sure you do, John.
我很喜欢你
I like you very much.
问题是 我不知道你喜欢我哪一点
Problem is, I just don't know what it is you like about me.
我习惯了男人喜欢我的长相
See, I'm used to men liking me for my looks,
至少一部分是这样 而你不是
at least partly, and you don't.
我当然不是
I sure don't.
事实上 我很高兴不用看着你
As a matter of fact, I'm glad I never have to look at you.
- 什么？ - 是的
What? That's right.
你看 当我喜欢一个人时
You see, when I like somebody,
我可以自己想象她们的样子
I get to make up what they look like for myself,
当我很喜欢一个人的时候
and when I like somebody a lot,
我会想象得更美丽
I make up a pretty nice picture.
我想知道你是怎么想象我的?
Would it be rude of me to ask just what that picture is you have of me?
你让我开怀大笑 所以你笑得很美
Oh, well, you make me laugh, so you got a terrific smile.
是的
Yes
你聪明又体贴 所以你有一双美丽的眼睛
You're smart and thoughtful, so you've got beautiful eyes.
是的
Yes.
你是个音乐爱好者 所以你的屁股很大
And you're a music lover, so you've probably got a big behind.
是..
Yes.
不
No.
只是想看看你有没有注意听
Just wanted to see if you were paying attention.
我觉得你太棒了
I think you're just terrific.
我昨晚做的事实在太蠢了
I feel awful stupid about last night.
不 布兰琪 我知道这不容易
Don't, Blanche. I know it's not easy.
我希望我们下周也能相约 我请客
I'd love it if we could make plans for next week. My treat.
我星期一给你打电话怎么样?
How about if I call you Monday?
太好了
Great.
- 约翰? - 伊莲 你好
John? Elaine, hello.
嗨布兰琪 这是伊莲
Hi. Blanche, this is Elaine.
你好 伊莲 我正要走
Well, hello, Elaine. I was just leaving.
约翰 你和伊莲今晚玩得开心点
John, you and Elaine have a good time tonight.
顺便告诉你一下 看起来伊莲
Oh, and just so you'll know, it looks like Elaine here
比我更喜欢音乐
is an even bigger music lover than I am.
哦
Oh.
布兰琪 和约翰一切顺利吗?
Blanche, hi. Did everything work out with John?
当然 我们下周要约会
Oh, yes. We're getting together next week.
我还以为你们俩在床上呢
I thought you two would be in bed.
我们刚出来
We just got out.
感觉我们一整天都在床上
Ugh, feels like we spent the whole day in bed.
你说得好像这是件坏事似的
You say that like it's a bad thing.
给胜利者（维克多）让路吧
Make way for the victors.
你们赢了那场比赛?
You won the big game?
不 萝丝 我们输了 我们只是改名叫维克多
No, Rose, we lost, and we all changed our names to Victor.
我们当然赢了 现在是吃冰淇淋的时候了
Of course we won. Now it's time for ice cream.
-好! -干得好 孩子们!
Yeah! Good going, guys!
妈 等一下 等一下
Ma, wait a minute, wait a minute.
妈 你让比利参赛了吗?
Ma, did you let Billy play?
比利 哪个比利?
Billy, Billy?
- 小男孩 棕色头发 - 她知道他是谁
Little boy, brown hair. She knows who he is.
- 他参赛了 - 妈 那是违规的
He played a little. Ma, that was illegal.
我给了他一个三明治 让他增重
Was. I gave him a sandwich so he'd make weight.
不幸的是 第一场比赛他就抽筋了
Unfortunately, on the first play it gave him a cramp,
他不得不下场 但他们在没有他的情况下赢了
and he had to sit out, but they won it without him.
我就知道他们可以!那是因为我的训练方法有效
I knew they could! That's because of all the discipline I taught them.
胡扯 是因为我教会了他们团队精神
Baloney. It's because of the team spirit that I taught them.
你们俩都错了
You're both wrong.
是我教的"墨索里尼雕像"法
It was the Statue of Mussolini play I taught them.
那是什么?
What's that?
第一场比赛时 所有人都压住明星四分卫
Everybody piles on the star quarterback on the first play,
然后剩下的比赛他就不能上场了
and then he's out for the rest of the game.
妈 你这么做太卑鄙了
Ma, Ma, that is a mean, underhanded,despicable thing to do.
第二次世界大战也是如此
So was World War II.
我们说的可是墨索里尼
We're talkin' about Mussolini.
翻译：古镇少年